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Some questions still remain...What exactly killed the rodent. When did it die. Where was it when it died. Was it ever alive between my legs. Did I kill it, or did it simply, knowing its days were numbered, find a warm cozy place to live out its last days.

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by Lynda on January 2, 2010 · 3 comments

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