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I have a hard time believing if this story is true or not, but did I ever enjoy reading it LOL… I at first thought a dead animal was under the bed… Hahaha!! Yeah, big question… How did it get there? Any enemies? lol
Before I even started reading this I already knew the story and was laughing before the first paragraph was over!
I, too, know the horrid stench of the rotting rodent. One died right behind a wall in my bedroom once and I was teased mercilessly for a week because my sisters were convinced I, uhh … defecated in the corner of my room. Awful girls.
It is 100% true! You can’t even make up stuff like this!
oh my god! that was horrifying!
You win. This is the grossest story ever!
I laughed out loud! Funny that I thought it was a dead mouse or something because I know that smell and it is by far one of the worst stenches ever!
Lol. We have a jeep which we love. Primarily because the hardtop comes off and is replaced by a soft top or nothing at all during the summer months. So for six months our hardtop, wrapped in plastic tarps, was sitting in the trees behind our place. But the colder temps set in and we had to do the switchover. Everything worked out okay and we got the hardtop back on.
|But after a couple of days, we went out to drive the jeep and the smell inside was so bad we couldnt ride in it! I couldnt figure it out – the top is just one layer and there was only one place for the little critters – mice or rats or something – to hide; in the little box that holds the motor that powers the rear wiper. But I could see nothing in there. I sprayed a ton of chemicals and wiped the whole thing down. And kept doing it until about two months later, the smell disappeared.
We had to go to a fancy anniversary party in Port Credit and had to ride in the jeep. I swear people were giving these smelly country hicks a wide berth all the time. lol
The only thing I can figure is some rodent crawled under the carpet and died there, trapped inside the vehicle. I shoulda left a door or window open. Live and learn.
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